How long does it take a backpacker to pack up all their belongings?
When there is a blazing inferno next door- less than two minutes.
Monday night, I wandered down the island to a nice little spot for Quiz Night. I had promised some people that I would go, so I did, despite having been up since 5:40am and on the boat all day. My roomie and I had gone for a lovely falafel and enjoyed a brief rain storm as we ran to the bar where we began to get liquored up in preparation for the pain our minds would feel while answering the most random of questions.
As the evening wore on, I grew tired and began the walk home. As I exited the bar, I started to smell smoke and just figured people were burning things as they often do on this island. As I wandered further down the street, I saw a red glow in the dark night sky and noticed it was in the direction of my apartment. My slow meandering quickly turned into a run as I got closer and closer to the intersection near where I live. From there, I could tell that the fire was definitely right where I lived. I ran past groups of people, apologizing in both english and spanish as I bumped into them. With ash and embers raining from the sky, I rounded the corner to see the house next door to me engulfed in flames. At this point, the wind was beginning to change and blow in the direction of the apartment.
I sprinted back to the bar where several of my neighbours were finishing up after the quiz and on the way, ran into my roommate and one of my neighbours. Gasping for air, I told them the situation. My roommate and friend started running in the direction of the house and one of them was smart enough to pull out their phone and call our landlord. I continued on to the bar to tell Sean what was going on before running full speed back to the house. I found my friends and we tried to figure out how we were going to get through the crowd of people, the fire truck and get to our place to get out anything we could.
We ran around an entire "block", going down dirt paths, through backyards and the like. We finally got around to our house where we were greeted by electrical wires hanging down and on our lovely chain link fence. My roommate got her keys out, opened the gate and the three of us sprinted to our apartments to grab our passports, some money and whatever else we could grab. She and I managed to grab almost everything of ours in under two minutes and sat on our lawn watching the flames take over the two houses next door to us. There was nothing we could do until the major flames were out.
After about an hour, most of the flames were extinguished and we started the bucket line, putting out embers and smaller fires. There must have been fifty of us passing buckets back and forth just trying to do our part to help. It was a crazy night.
In other maybe not so exciting news, I am almost finished my Dive Master Training! I need:
-3 dives
-to finish my mapping project
-to type up my Emergency Assistance Plan
-to complete my equipment exchange aka "The Stress Test"
After all that is said and done, I have one final exam that I must pass to become a Dive Master. It's called the Snorkel Test. It consists of a mask (with the lens covered in duct tape) and a snorkel (with an upside down, cut up 2L pop bottle attached to the top). The candidate sits on a bench, chair, stool or counter and puts on the mask and snorkel. The candidates' instructor then shows the crowd the lovely concoction that will be poured down the funnel and snorkel. It usually consists of beer, rum, coke and a few shots of the instructors course. There are also known instances of: raw egg, wasabi, wasabi powder and vodka, hot sauce, chocolate sauce, milk, orange juice and just about anything else that will make it absolutely disgusting. Luckily for me, they want to keep things old school.
The candidate is then asked if they are ready to perform their final exam. Signaling that they are "OK", the instructor then begins to pour the lovely mix into the funnel and snorkel. A good sport will try and drink it all down, while others will signal for them to stop. After effectively clearing this alcoholic nightmare out of the snorkel, the candidate must do one more thing. Demonstrate the proper clearing of a mask. For the purpose of the snorkel test, the mask is filled with beer. The candidate then signals the following:
"Everybody. Watch me." The candidate will then tilt their head down, show that they are breathing in through their mouth and that they should have their fingers holding the top of their mask down. The candidate will then make a point of taking in one last breath while showing that they are to exhale through their nose as the look up, clearing the beer from their mask. Once this is completed, the candidate is finally a Dive Master.
My Snorkel Test is Friday night. I start work Monday. Wish me luck!